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Athletes Tweet the Darndest Things

Ocho Cinco TweetApparently jerking off jokes never get old.

DeJuan Blair Tweet

I bet you aren’t saying that when you are balls deep in some strange club trim.

Nazr Mohammed Tweet

That’s what crappy players have to say.

Darnell Dockett Tweet

I’m sure when Darnell is walking around the Playboy Mansion naked he’ll be thinking, “boy do I lust for some trust”.

Jay Feely Tweet

Kid’s say the darndest things.

Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.
Rob Cressy


Storyteller, creator & entrepreneur. Founder of @BaconSports & @HeyCressMedia. @SecondCityChiTC alum. Usually awesome, always watching sports.
Rob Cressy


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