Toronto, Go F yourself. Love Cleveland

So the Toronto Maple Leafs choked harder than Bob from Bill Swerski’s Superfans, blowing an insurmountable 4-1 lead with 10 minutes to go to the Boston Bruins in game 7…

Playoff game fans, Kirk Hinrich’s glasses, and Bo Jackson

Oh what a crazy weekend in sports it was. Like always we look at the world of sports from a different lens and aim to bring you stuff that other…

Rush the court then punch yourself in the face

Now that college football has (sadly) ended, most everyone else – save for that one blowhard *ahem Rob* who says “See, good college basketball gets played before March” – turns…

Not one but two fly Craig Sager suits

Once again we are giving you a double dose of the sweetness that is Craig Sager’s suits. Last night at the Knicks vs Pacers game he went with a relatively…

Average joe of the week: NHL enforcer “The Grim Reaper” Stu Grimson

With AJ Mccaron’s girlfriend old news and as we usher out another college football season, here at Bacon Sports we are a huge hockey house and are as excited as Jessie Spano during midterms…

A Hater’s Guide to the National Championship game

Bowl Season is here.  That great time of year when people spend endless hours passionately rooting for schools they never heard of and forget about seconds after the final whistle.…

Quarterbacks that you won’t believe played in Week 17

Week 17 of the NFL season is one that garners a lot of emotion out of sports fans. For those whose teams performed as well as a 17 year old…

Average Joe of the Week: Scot Pollard

This weeks Average Joe is Scot Pollard. A hard working, defensive minded off-the-wall forward who spurned the Mormon family religion, told kids to do drugs, and called Facebook gay not caring…

Bad gambling beats from week 14 of the NFL season

It would be safe to say that this week wasn’t as stressful to degenerates as last week where we saw six bad gambling beats during the NFL weekend. If last…

Tweets about Tony Romo, the Steelers, and the Bengals

Tony Romo lead the Dallas Cowboys to a come from behind victory at the expense of the Cincinnati Bengals. The Pittsburgh Steelers, who’s fans are as rational as a gorilla…

Bad gambling beats from last Sunday’s NFL games

As your resident compulsive gambler for Bacon Sports, I feel compelled to make you all aware of what this Sunday will forever temporarily be known as from here on out…

Average Joe of the week: William Green

This week’s Average Joe William Green is hailed for his legendary Forest Gump-like scamper that clinched a playoff berth and is more widely known for a love triangle involving a DUI, weed, a…

Craig Sager’s suit and the many faces he made

Lost in all the Gregg Popovich sitting four key players against the Miami Heat and David Stern idiotically losing his lid and promising serious sanctions talk was that our man…

Freaking Yinzers, they are everywhere!

Yinzers are like seeing 1992′s fashion trends combined with early Internet web design with flashing smiley faces and head to toe black and gold. You are taken back by what…

Average Joe of the Week: Billy Joe Tolliver

This week’s Average Joe is Billy Joe Tolliver. Billy Joe Tolliver who was named after his Uncle Joe and Aunt Billie, most likely good ole boys from Texas. A remarkable athlete…

Rutgers and Maryland players that were perfect for the Big Ten

While all of college football was high fiving and crotch-on-crotch hugging each other with the return of Notre Dame to the top of the polls, Jim Delany and the Big…

Flowchart of who the Steelers should call now that Big Ben and Leftwich are injured

Mike Tirico with the worst Monday Night Football game pitch ever

The current Monday Night Football game is a snooze fest as the San Francisco 49ers and their new starting quarterback that will be replacing Alex Smith for good backup quarterback…

Craig Sager’s Fly Suits

Craig Sager’s suits are as pimp as cruisin down the streets of Houston rollin on twenty foh’s listening to some Swisha House tunes. Once again we’ll be brining you the…

High top fades. It’s gotta stop.

Very rarely do I nit-pick about athlete swag. Personality, style of dress, hairdo. All these things are usually off limits for me because who am I to say somebody else’s…

Average Joe of the Week: Vernon Maxwell

Vernon Maxwell is a two time NBA champion who averaged 12.8ppg. A crazed party animal once compared to Reggie Miller, he is a forgotten pioneer in on and off the…

Remembering when the Kansas City Chiefs weren’t awful

Sometimes, while watching sports, you as a fan find yourself in those rare transcendent moments where you’re seeing something one-of-a-kind. The Monday night game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Kansas…

NFL players tweet the darndest things

Give NFL players a forum to speak their mind and what comes out can be as good as Kate Upton’s GQ cover shoot or as bad as the current state of…

Lakers success hinges on the mustache of Mike D’Antoni

Now that Los Angeles Lakers fans have had a few days to adjust to the news that the Zen Master won’t be napping courtside during their December games, they are…

An Ode to Mike Brown

Yesterday Los Angeles Lakers head coach Mike Brown was fired.  This got us to thinking what exactly do we know about Mike Brown, how did he get fired from two…