Funny tweets about Dan Marino completing one more pass to a random chick
Add Dan Marino to the very long list of athletes who don’t know how to wear condoms. If you are going to be going elbows deep in some strange you’ve…
Funny tweets about Duke getting smoked by Miami
Life is good for Hater Nation. The Patriots lost at home in the playoffs despite leading at halftime, Notre Dame lost in the BCS title game in spectacular fashion, the…
Funny tweets about Mike D’Antoni and the Lakers
Last night the Derrick Rose and Luol Deng-less Chicago Bulls beat the Los Angeles Lakers as Kirk Hinrich went HAM for a season high 22 points, 7 boards, and 8…
Hilarious tweets about the Manti Te’o fake girlfriend story
The Deadspin story about Manti Te’o is unbelievable and because the story is so crazy it lends itself to endless amounts of humor. Thankfully anyone with an internet connection has…
Funny tweets about the Philadelphia Eagles hiring Chip Kelly
The Philadelphia Eagles fired Andy Reid and just replaced him with Oregon Ducks head coach Chip Kelly. Considering that Philadelphia fans have booed Santa Clause, Michael Irvin when he was…
Funny tweets about AJ McCarron’s girlfriend Katherine Webb
During the turd sandwich of a BCS game last night between Alabama and Notre Dame the cameras showed AJ McCarron’s new girlfriend Katherine Webb. This pretty much caused Brent Musburger…
Typical sports fan tweets about Rex Ryan’s decision to start Mark Sanchez over Tim Tebow this week
Rex Ryan just announced that Mark Sanchez will be starting at quarterback this week instead of Tim Tebow and Twitter exploded like Delonte West drove his Can Am Spider onto…
Vicious and outrageous tweets from fantasy football owners after Week 16
Week 16 was the fantasy football championship for the majority of leagues and fantasy owners were on edge like they were awaiting test results after just banging a stripper without…
Typical American tweets about the Miss Universe pageant
The Miss Universe pageant is one of the few events out there that is actually less relevant than boxing. It is a night when American’s get to comment on and…
Tweets about Rob Parker’s racist RGIII comments
Meet ESPN First Take’s resident racist Rob Parker. He is from planet Mars and believes that it is OK to make racist remarks on national television about Washington Redskins quarterback…
Best of #QBsBetterThanSanchez Tweets
Mark Sanchez is the gift that keeps on giving. We already gave you the best and most ruthless tweets about Mark Sanchez so we are going to keep the Mark Sanchez…
Best and most ruthless tweets about Mark Sanchez
Last night Mark Sanchez pulled a Mark Sanchez as he threw four interceptions and Sanchezed away the game and the Jets playoff hopes. It’s safe to say that this year…
Tweets from unhappy Bryce Brown fantasy owners
Fantasy football playoffs are in full swing and fantasy owners are living and dying on every play. Philadelphia Eagles running back Bryce Brown rewarded his owners with a craptastic 34…
Tweets about Tony Romo, the Steelers, and the Bengals
Tony Romo lead the Dallas Cowboys to a come from behind victory at the expense of the Cincinnati Bengals. The Pittsburgh Steelers, who’s fans are as rational as a gorilla…
Best Philip Rivers and Mark Sanchez Tweets
Philip Rivers and Mark Sanchez did not have very good days today to say the least. If you stepped in dog crap, ate at Hardee’s, and watched Waterworld today you…
NFL players tweet the darndest things
Give NFL players a forum to speak their mind and what comes out can be as good as Kate Upton’s GQ cover shoot or as bad as the current state of…
Some good, bad, and funny tweets from players
Time to look at what athletes are saying on Twitter with another installment of Athletes Tweet the Darndest Things. Ouch. I don’t know who this hurts more, Chris Johnson or…
Real Tweets from Real Athletes
After a holiday break that seemed longer than Greg Oden’s…uh…well lets just say that it was a long break. We are back with another edition of Athletes Tweet the Darndest…
Spice Adams Tweets the Darndest Things
It’s cutting time at NFL training camps across the country. And the general rule that “big boys don’t cry” (really big boys in this case) no longer applies when grown…
Funny Tweets about Matt Kemp, Derek Jeter, and Jimmy Clausen
Fans tweet the darndest things about athletes. Many of them make about as much sense as what comes out of Skip Bayless mouth. This batch is no exception. “My thirst…
Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things
It’s been a while since I’ve seen what athletes are saying on Twitter. Here’s some of what’s been said over the last day or so: I wonder if they were…
Athletes Tweet the Darndest Things
Nothing like getting burned by a guy who had a 9.16 ERA for the Cincinnati Reds last year. This is the first yam related tweet that I’ve seen. I didn’t…
Athletes Tweet the Darndest Things
I guess this answers the age old question of where ex-NBA players eat lunch. This coming from a guy that killed someone with his car while drunk. 2 years old.…
Fans Tweet the Darndest Things About Jeremy Lin
Jeremy Lin is everywhere. He is the Saved by Zero commercial of the NBA/ESPN. No matter how hard you try you just can’t escape him. He has led the New…
Fans Tweet the Darndest Things About Austin Rivers
Duke Guard Austin Rivers is very good. This shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone considering he was the number one rated Freshman coming into this year. Expectations for him…

























