Funny tweets about Duke getting smoked by Miami

Written By: Rob Cressy / 01.24.13 / Comments

duke floor slap Life is good for Hater Nation. The Patriots lost at home in the playoffs despite leading at halftime, Notre Dame lost in the BCS title game in spectacular fashion, the Lakers are playing like the Bobcats and the Dwight Howard experiment is working as well as Crystal Pepsi, the Cowboys missed the playoffs yet again as Tony Romo continues to do Tony Romo things, and last night the top ranked Duke Blue Devils got crushed by 27 against Miami. To top it all off Duke Superfan Dick Vitale was in attendance to see his beloved Dukies fall to Gino Torretta’s alma mater. Duke definitely didn’t show up last night but thankfully the haters on Twitter did. Here’s some of the funniest tweets about Duke’s performance last night.

Usually when a number one is that awful it’s a day or two after unsafe sex with a third world prostitute. #Duke #upset #fail

— Mike Motch (@MikeMotch) January 24, 2013

“I’m having sex with this score right now”- duke Miami game

— Jonathan Moody (@mjmqb7) January 24, 2013

Time to smoke some fucking weed cuz DUKE n my bitch ass dad got me heated

— Vicente(@ItsCoachV) January 24, 2013

Somebody needs to invent a “mute Dick ‘Dukie’ V” button, where the TV goes silent every time he speaks. That person would be my hero.

— Patrick Quaife (@pquaife) January 24, 2013

@therealeo24 got a nice boner from Duke’s 2nd loss only 3 more and maybe we will be unranked like the ” so talented Tar Heels”

— Luke Miller (@LukeMiller313) January 24, 2013

Watching Duke play this bad is literally giving me a boner

— David Huser (@HuserDaddy11) January 24, 2013

Number one, my ass. I bet Dickie V is sick. He fully expected to sport a Duke boner the entire game. Limp he remains. #DukevsMia

— Brent T. (@pbr473) January 24, 2013

Watched Sex and the City 2 instead of the Duke game. Apparently, the latter turned out to be just as terrible as the former.

— Leanne Idle (@lidletime) January 24, 2013

Duke is losing…all I need now is a good sandwich and some good sex and it would be the perfect day

— DRKSYDE (@DRKSYDE36) January 24, 2013

My dad literally just said, and I quote, “I would hate to have sex with any of the duke players.. Nothing’s going in”

— Liz Deal (@abigDEAL_4) January 24, 2013

Damn Miami didn’t even put on a condom b4 they went in on duke !

— B. (@Brandname0) January 24, 2013

U know what’s funnier than Walmart rotisserie chicken for dinner….. This duke game tho!!! #wtf

— Kelly G(@K_eLLs_) January 24, 2013

@dickiev 29 point loss but you’re still on your knees for Duke. #retire

— hypemachine (@MBAjams) January 24, 2013

Christian Laettner is the reason I hate Duke.

— Tony Garabis (@aspiringbadass) January 24, 2013

Cherokee Parks! Laettner! Trajan Langdon! Woj! I HATE DUKE!

— V-Unit (@Lakers305) January 24, 2013

Between Duke and Lakers I’m bout done wit sports this sum bullshit

— DEC 31 BDAY (@_Stoner_Bitch) January 24, 2013

Carlos Boozer went to duke, he’s an overrated bitch

— Kevin (@im_reilled_up) January 24, 2013

#duke fans you can tweet me your anger because I love it. your tears are like unicorn tears to me. can’t get enough.

— Colin Edick (@cje2510) January 24, 2013

Duke is REALLY shooting lights out, no seriously, someone turn the lights out. Kanye just said mercy.

— Nick Steward (@HiMyNameIsStewy) January 24, 2013