Hilarious tweets about the Manti Te’o fake girlfriend story
The Deadspin story about Manti Te’o is unbelievable and because the story is so crazy it lends itself to endless amounts of humor. Thankfully anyone with an internet connection has chimed in with their own joke and Twitter is blowing up like Tim Tebow just raw dogged some stripper in Vegas and Matt Leinart filmed it. Here’s a collection of some of the funniest tweets that I saw about the Manti Te’o story.
What realer Manti Te’o girlfriend or LeBron James hairline?
— Alfred J Pennyworth (@Chi_Aficionado) January 17, 2013
When my GF nags me about laundry or dishes. In my head I’m thinking. Why can’t you be more like Manti Te’o girlfriend.
— BNQ (@The_Street_FA) January 16, 2013
Manti Te’o should’ve stuck to watching porn like everyone else
— Eddie Finn (@SirEddieFinn) January 16, 2013
some people watch porn for masterbation material, others make up dead girlfriends. way to go, manti!!
— carl rios (@throughcarl) January 16, 2013
Bigfoot tries to capture pictures of Manti #MantiLies
— Coach Ro (@cro903) January 16, 2013
I hear Manti’s girl loved anal. Rare breed.
— Inducer Cringe (@InducerCringe) January 16, 2013
I wish the fake girlfriend would call into the press conference #MantiTeo
— Mr. Whistle Pig (@Mr_whistlepig) January 17, 2013
— KRS (@Brooklyn_KRS) January 17, 2013
— BurkeVA (@mcdufy) January 17, 2013
‘Thank you Manti Te’o for being a dumb ass’ -signed Lance Armstrong, Bears Front Office, John Fox, The Lakers
— Kyle D. Bowlsby (@KBowlsby) January 17, 2013
I think Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend is a better option at QB then Mark Sanchez for the Jets.
— Pat Faith (@patfaith) January 16, 2013
Weird thing is is that Te’o has a tattoo of his girlfriend in a Marc Sanchez jersey on his bicep.
— Kevin Bartner (@heshsson) January 16, 2013
So, Manti Te’o pretended to have a girlfriend. We’ve pretended to be quarterbacks for years. Signed, Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez
— Rob Easley (@robbase2110) January 16, 2013
Te’o just needs to do what Tebow did – take pictures with large breasted women and wait for social media to find them
— Jack (@WACJack) January 16, 2013
Would Tim Tebow still be a virgin if he fucked Manti Te’o’s gf?
— Akio Aida (@Arriko00) January 16, 2013
If this Te’o story true, wow. Has anyone ever gone from Tebow to Roethisberger status faster?
— Matt Baysinger (@BackAlleySC) January 16, 2013
— Mike Harrington (@BNHarrington) January 16, 2013
Wait, so that means the threesome I had with Manti Te’o and his girlfriend was just…oh my god…
— El Diablo Blanco (@Bitterwhiteguy) January 16, 2013
Manti Te’O’s girl exists in the same world as Joe Flacco’s eliteness, Tim Tebow’s sex life, and the Seahawks’ Superbowl rings.
— Not Aaron Hernandez (@CockyHernando) January 16, 2013
But manti Te’o told me chicken Mcnuggets were made with real chicken.
— Eddie in Santa Paula (@EDnSantaPaula) January 16, 2013
For what it’s worth, I saw Manti Te’o’s girlfriend at every Miami home game.
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) January 16, 2013
Manti T’eo’s girlfriend and the Notre Dame defense – 2 things that suddenly didn’t exist as of January 2013. #T‘eo
— The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) January 16, 2013
Manti Te’os girlfriend grew up living next to The Ultimate Warrior in her small town of Parts Unkown
— Joe Murphy (@The_Joe_Murphy) January 16, 2013
If you’re trying to track down Manti Te’o’s girlfriend, you’ll find her in the same place that Mike D’Antoni’s defense is hiding. #GoodLuck
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) January 16, 2013
Cold pizza RT @bytimreynolds: Tomorrow on the 10am show that will remain nameless: How this Manti Te’o mess is LeBron’s fault.
— J. S.(@miml03) January 16, 2013
It should’ve been a tip off that Te’o was lying when he was the only pall bearer at the funeral and he was carrying it like a pizza box. #nd
— RandyBaumann WDVE (@DVERandy) January 16, 2013
Guys, we can’t let this Manti Teo get in the way of remembering what really matters. Dwight Howard is still a hoe
— Bruce Wayne (@UncleDanielson) January 16, 2013
Before computers it was called having a pen pal.#MantiTeo
— edward(@edhock65) January 17, 2013