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Kellen Winslow Crime Scene Photo Released!

kellen-winslow-target-reenactmentApparently the perks of being a No Limit Soldier no longer include feeding the geese in a Target parking lot while thinking about the mac n cheese from Boston Market and being high on synthetic dro. No word on what Ken Dorsey’s reaction is yet.

If you haven’t read about what Kellen Winslow did while trying to find a Boston Market you can read it here.

 

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