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NFL players tweet the darndest things

Give NFL players a forum to speak their mind and what comes out can be as good as Kate Upton’s GQ cover shoot¬†or as bad as the current state of the Miami Marlins. Here are a few things that have been on the minds of a couple of NFL players lately.

The last time I checked when your piss came out hot it meant that you junk was on fire because you went knuckles deep in some strange without a condom. This is definitely not a good thing.

This is the best things that Braylon Edwards has said or done in the last five years.

Is this a quote from one of Obama’s debates?

Barnyard Berrian is getting pretty¬†desperate. Shouldn’t he be out disappointing fantasy owners or something?

This is actually funny. I’ve never heard of friends splitting a pair of jeans before.

Looks who’s back and ready to get all up in some random Myspace chicks.

 

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Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.
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