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Random athletes names from our Rock a Jersey party (30 pictures)

Random athletes are awesome because there’s so many of them and they rarely get talked about. It doesn’t take much knowledge to be able to talk about Kobe Bryant but there’s something fantastic about hearing someone drop a John Vander Wal reference. The reason is because it takes actual sports knowledge to know who that is and for the sports degenerate like me I find it hilarious. At our Rock a Jersey party on Saturday we asked everyone to write down the name of a random athlete on their name tag. We gave no other instructions and said be as creative as you’d like. Below are the random athletes names that some of the people came up with.

marquisgrissom-nametag

timbiakabutuka-nametag

bennyfreidman-nametag

kevinpittsnogle-nametag

garygaetti-nametag

dougdrabek-nametag

johnnybench-nametag

boomer-nametag

kjchoinametag

jordanlynch-nametag

beckyoshea-nametag

oladipo-nametag

davidfreese-nametag

deanpalmer-nametag

usainbolt-nametag

warrenmoon-nametag

ozziecanseco-nametag

sidneycrosby-nametag

tonyaharding-nametag

majorapplewhite-nametag

eddierobinson-nametag

shingotakatsu-nametag

mckaylamaroney-nametag

laliaali-nametag

kaihauskivi-nametag

normandale-nametag

bennythejet-nametag

muggsybogues-nametag

lebronjames-nametag

christianoronaldo-nametag

If you want to see the awesome jerseys that people rocked at the party then click here.

Which name tag did you like the best? What random athlete would you put on your name tag? Holla at us in the comments.

Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Founder/Editor-in-Chief
Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.
Rob Cressy

@robcressy

Storyteller, creator & entrepreneur. Founder of @BaconSports & @HeyCressMedia. @SecondCityChiTC alum. Usually awesome, always watching sports.
Rob Cressy

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