Last Saturday I was sitting on the couch watching college football when a thought popped into my head, “I wonder what comes up in Google images when I search for “rollerblade jorts”?” Maybe I’ve been watching too much Ridiculousness or maybe I’ve been subconsciously dreaming about my old pair of Zetra’s or Bauer’s. Regardless the reason, I needed to find out what was behind this door. Little did I know the amazing goodness that it would produce and how the sports world would yet again find a way into the conversation.
Here is a gallery of the 9 best images that appear when you Google “rollerblade jorts”. Enjoy.
This is the very first image that appears when you Google “rollerblade jorts”. This means that you are looking at the Joe Montana of jorterblading. The top dawg (and yes, he uses dawg). The one that everyone strives to be.
Sometimes in life someone can be so cool and awesome that you need to make a statue of him. This guy needs a statue. He’s rocking jorts, rollerblades with the stoppers on AND a Canadian flag decal, blading gloves, a fanny pack, white socks, and a bandana to keep his hair out of his eyes. He looks like he could be in a commercial for Vidal Sassoon mousse.
You’d think that this is as good as “rollerblading jorts” would get. But thankfully that is not the case.