Mr Perfect > Ryan Braun
Ryan Braun get out of here with all that “I am not perfect” crap. We all already knew that the second you didn’t hit a home run every time you were at bat. I bet you haven’t even bowled a 300, done a perfect dive with virtually no splash, or made every basketball shot that you’ve taken. Loser.
I do know one person who was perfect and had no problem throwing a touchdown pass to himself and doing all of those things. That’s right, I’m speaking about none other than Mr Perfect. He is as perfect as it gets and is the only thing right now allowing me to not throw up because of how non-perfect you are.
Let this Mr Perfect Hall of Fame video wash away the non-perfectness of Ryan Braun.
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