Aaron Hernandez is in some no conjugal visits federal pound you in the ass prison trouble and Twitter is there with the funny, as usual. Here are 10 of our favorites so far.
Wes Welker flees to Denver, Gronk has surgery complications & Aaron Hernandez may be out for 25 to life. Bad luck… or divine intervention?
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) June 20, 2013
Looks like the only way Aaron Hernandez is going to be on TV this fall is if he’s on an episode of ‘COPS'
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) June 20, 2013
Text from an industry friend this am, "Wonder how the Patriots will list Aaron Hernandez on the Week 1 injury report if this continues?"
— Todd Fuhrman (@ToddFuhrman) June 20, 2013
Gronk…check Hernandez…check 8 more tight ends to go and Tebow is a starter.
— The Fake ESPN (@TheFakeESPN) June 19, 2013
So, Bill Belichick had Aaron Hernandez kill a jogger to take the spotlight off of the Tebow signing?
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) June 19, 2013
Before today you could've gotten 8500/1 odds that Aaron Hernandez would be the next Patriots TE charged with a felony.
— Cousin Sal (@TheCousinSal) June 19, 2013
Hernandez caught a body, Tony Soprano had a heart attack, and Lil Snupe got murked.. Damn this week been wild! #GBA
— Sonny Spoon (@Sonny_Spoon_17) June 20, 2013
Tough month for the Pats. Gronk has surgery, they sign a male cheerleader and Hernandez in legal trouble. Wes Welker must be loving life.
— TC (@ThePigskinGuy) June 20, 2013
The most astonishing fact about this Hernandez ordeal is that there are still Gulf stations. Where is he going next, Rax to eat?
— Drew Grote (@DrewTheEmployee) June 20, 2013
Just turned on CNN to get the latest Hernandez upda.. holy hell Joe Torre's daughter is ugly.
— MRodgersNeighborhood (@MrRdgrsNghbrhd) June 20, 2013
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