Last night, some guy named Nik Wallenda wasted two hours of my life by tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon. He didn’t even have the common decency to fall to his death. As usual, Twitter brought the funny. Here are 9 of my favorites tweets:
I made it to my fridge for ice cream, thank you Jesus! #skywire pic.twitter.com/EcIfbTlBF7
— Disney World Facts (@wdwfacts) June 24, 2013
Even if he does fall, his fall would be softened by his massive balls #SkyWire
— Craig/Mini Ladd (@MiniLaddd) June 24, 2013
The #skywire has to be the greatest athletic accomplishment while wearing blue jeans since Brett Favre's wranglers commercial.
— Casey Pratt (@CaseyPrattABC7) June 24, 2013
Ironic that a channel based on science paid a guy to walk over Grand Canyon thanking Jesus the whole way? #skywire
— Trevor Hopwood (@trevorhopwood) June 24, 2013
Sorry, rest of the world, Junior and I can't help you now. We're too busy helping some loon cross a canyon on a piece of floss.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 24, 2013
I haven't seen somebody do something this pointless with a long pole since Kim Kardashian's video. #skywire
— Crutnacker 🤬 (@Crutnacker) June 24, 2013
Apparently tight rope walking gets you close to god and even closer to a smoking hot wife. #skywire
— Mark P. (@MarkP_122) June 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/jlegg94/status/348989723743772672
Wait his kids names are Evita, Amadeus and Yanni?!?!? That confuses me more than his pants. #skywire
— Tim Stack (@EWTimStack) June 24, 2013
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