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Saying Sorry With Bacon

By September 30, 2014June 18th, 2018No Comments

bacon-sorryNothing helps mend fences like bacon. It’s life’s solution to any situation. Hungry? Bacon. Sad? Bacon. You slapped your friend in the face twice when you were drunk? Bacon.

Based on the hand writing on the container of bacon I’m inclined to think that it was a girl that slapped her friend. For one, dudes typically don’t slap their friends in the face unless it’s a slap bet. There would be no reason to apologize for a slap bet. Two, the way this person makes their y’s super loopy is very chickish. Any dude who’s writing a y like that needs to evaluate their life.

Thankfully this story has a happy ending. Bacon.



Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.