Nothing helps mend fences like bacon. It’s life’s solution to any situation. Hungry? Bacon. Sad? Bacon. You slapped your friend in the face twice when you were drunk? Bacon.
Based on the hand writing on the container of bacon I’m inclined to think that it was a girl that slapped her friend. For one, dudes typically don’t slap their friends in the face unless it’s a slap bet. There would be no reason to apologize for a slap bet. Two, the way this person makes their y’s super loopy is very chickish. Any dude who’s writing a y like that needs to evaluate their life.
Thankfully this story has a happy ending. Bacon.