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Bacon Used By Crazy Ex To Burn Down House

By August 29, 2014 No Comments
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We’ve all had crazy ex’s in our life but none like my girl Cameo Crispi straight outta Utah. Sure Crispi did the standard crazy texting and “I’m at your house” phone calls but she turned it up a notch when she tried to burn her ex-boyfriends house down with bacon.

I’m not sure where you find this level of crazy, drunk, love but I might need to start swiping left on Tinder a little more. The Deseret News reports that her ex-boyfriend was not home when she decided to throw a slab of bacon on the stove minus the skillet. The ex-boyfriend called the cops to take this rhino down. I wonder if she brought the bacon with her or if he already had it in the fridge?

Crispi(y) was certainly throwing back Irish Rose and a variety of wine-coolers all damn day. When police arrived, smoke was billowing out the front door and Crispi was smoking a misty slim on the porch (at least I hope she was). Her blood alcohol level was a 0.34 which is bro-worthy for anyone.

There is no word on how crispy the bacon was after sitting on the stove and if it was still edible when police arrived. Let’s hope it was at least salvageable enough to make a BLT.

 

 

 

Greg Hunter

Greg Hunter

North Carolina native, grilling expert and freestyle rapper.