Sports

Draft. Resign. Cut.

By December 19, 2011 One Comment

There is a game call “F*ck, Marry, Kill” where you are given the choice of three people and you have to choose one for each person. In case you aren’t familiar with this game this scene in Step Brothers will fill you in. We’ve decided to take this concept and give it a sports twist (not in a Kobe Bryant in Denver kind of way). Our way of playing is called Draft. Resign. Cut. We’ll give you three players and you have to make the choice of drafting one (short term option), resigning one (long term option), and cutting one. The players that are thrown out can all be from a different or the same team, be draft busts, felons, caught passes from Jeff George, Hall of Famers, play different sports, be a player from only a select period of time (ex. Rasheed Wallace on the Celtics), or pretty much any combination that we (or you) can think of. We’ll be doing this every day and encourage you to play this game with your friends at the bar. We’d also love to hear who you’d select for the combinations that we propose as well as what combinations that you come up with. If you send in a combination and it doesn’t suck worse than Caleb Hanie at QB then we’ll put it up.

We’ll start out theĀ first edition of this with a few to think about:

Draft. Resign. Cut – 1999 NFL Draft/QB Busts: Tim Couch, Akili Smith, Cade McNown

Draft. Resign. Cut – Scottie Pippen, Clyde Drexler, Reggie Miller

Draft. Resign. Cut – Penn State RB’s who were busts in the NFL: Ki-Jana Carter, Blair Thomas, Curtis Enis

Draft. Resign. Cut – Priest Holmes, Terrell Davis, Edgerrin James

Draft. Resign. Cut – Damon Jones, Jason Kapono, Chris “Birdman” Anderson

Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.