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Someone Please Kick This Jersey Fail In The Nuts

By December 28, 2015 No Comments
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This flexing Dad of a sports fan, who may think he’s hot shit because of his incredible on field access and absurd half RGIII Redskins jersey sewn together with half a Tony Romo Cowboys jersey, is a prime example of how to get attention for all the wrong reasons.

While he may think he’s being creative, in actuality he deserves a swift kick to the nuts because his jersey fail is lame as hell.

I’m all for rooting for average and random players. However, the Redskins traded three first round draft picks plus a second rounder for a QB that is such a cancer to the team in the locker room and on the field that he’s no longer given a set of pads to wear. There ain’t nothing cool about rooting for the player that set your franchise back a decade. Thank God You Like That Kirk Cousins is there to save the day.

As for the Romo side of the jersey, that’s straight trolling. People love to hate Tony Romo and the fact that the Cowboys have started the lethal QB combination of Brandon Weeden, Matt Cassel, & Kellen Moore only heightens the lure of Tony Romo’s magic.

Somewhere in the luxury suites both Jerry Jones and Daniel Snyder were pondering who this Grifmo player was and if he’d be willing to sign a max deal.

h/t: BigChris319

Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.