The Deadspin story about Manti Te’o is unbelievable and because the story is so crazy it lends itself to endless amounts of humor. Thankfully anyone with an internet connection has chimed in with their own joke and Twitter is blowing up like Tim Tebow just raw dogged some stripper in Vegas and Matt Leinart filmed it. Here’s a collection of some of the funniest tweets that I saw about the Manti Te’o story.
What realer Manti Te'o girlfriend or LeBron James hairline?
— #MoBambaHive (@Chi_Aficionado) January 17, 2013
When my GF nags me about laundry or dishes. In my head I'm thinking. Why can't you be more like Manti Te'o girlfriend.
— Proud Shitholer (@TheStreetFA) January 16, 2013
I wish the fake girlfriend would call into the press conference #MantiTeo
— Drew (@Mr_whistlepig) January 17, 2013
@robinlundberg #MantiTeo 's insists that his fake girlfriends fake orgasms were all real.
— Keith Schneider (@Brooklyn_KRS) January 17, 2013
#MantiTeo #Te'o you can NEVER under estimate stupidity of horny guys.
— BurkeVA (@mcdufy) January 17, 2013
'Thank you Manti Te'o for being a dumb ass' -signed Lance Armstrong, Bears Front Office, John Fox, The Lakers
— Kyle Bowlsby (@kbowlsby) January 17, 2013
I think Manti Te'o's Girlfriend is a better option at QB then Mark Sanchez for the Jets.
— Pat Faith (@patfaith) January 16, 2013
Weird thing is is that Te'o has a tattoo of his girlfriend in a Marc Sanchez jersey on his bicep.
— Kevin Bartner (@heshsson) January 16, 2013
So, Manti Te'o pretended to have a girlfriend. We've pretended to be quarterbacks for years. Signed, Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez
— Rob Easley (@robbase2110) January 16, 2013
Te'o just needs to do what Tebow did – take pictures with large breasted women and wait for social media to find them
— Jack (@JackInFW) January 16, 2013
Would Tim Tebow still be a virgin if he fucked Manti Te'o's gf?
— arriko00 (@Arriko00) January 16, 2013
Te'o story reminds of #Pirates Al Martin, who forged USC football career. After #Bisons brawl in '92: "Just like on field at USC" Uh-huh.
— Mike Harrington (@ByMHarrington) January 16, 2013
Manti Te'O's girl exists in the same world as Joe Flacco's eliteness, Tim Tebow's sex life, and the Seahawks' Superbowl rings.
— Not Tim Wright (@NotTimWright) January 16, 2013
But manti Te'o told me chicken Mcnuggets were made with real chicken.
— Eddie in Santa Paula (@EDnSantaPaula) January 16, 2013
For what it's worth, I saw Manti Te'o's girlfriend at every Miami home game.
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) January 16, 2013
Manti T'eo's girlfriend and the Notre Dame defense – 2 things that suddenly didn't exist as of January 2013. #T'eo
— The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) January 16, 2013
Manti Te'os girlfriend grew up living next to The Ultimate Warrior in her small town of Parts Unkown
— Joe Murphy (@The_Joe_Murphy) January 16, 2013
If you're trying to track down Manti Te'o's girlfriend, you'll find her in the same place that Mike D'Antoni's defense is hiding. #GoodLuck
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) January 16, 2013
Cold pizza RT @ByTimReynolds: Tomorrow on the 10am show that will remain nameless: How this Manti Te'o mess is LeBron's fault.
— Mr.Silva (@miml03) January 16, 2013
It should've been a tip off that Te'o was lying when he was the only pall bearer at the funeral and he was carrying it like a pizza box. #nd
— RandyBaumann (@DVERandy) January 16, 2013
Before computers it was called having a pen pal.#MantiTeo
— edward (@edhock65) January 17, 2013
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