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How Not To Get Laid Custom Jersey

By February 7, 2015 No Comments
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There is a small yet highly visible subsection of the rocking jerseys culture comprised of dudes who wear jerseys that shout to the world “I’m not getting laid.” This Horny custom jersey is a perfect example. Also included would be rocking a jersey that says Man Juice, Milf Hunter or any #69 jersey.

It goes without saying that your Mom would cringe seeing her son wear this in the basement none the less in public, and no female with a heartbeat is saying to herself, “hot damn, I’m crossing my fingers that my dream guy in the Horny jersey comes over and talks to me.”

The only way this guy could pull this off without looking like a To Catch a Predator creeper is to bring in a buddy to add some humor to the situation. His friend would need to wear a jersey that said “Me so”, thus forming a shout out to 2 Live Crew’s song Me So Horny.

Obviously dragging your friend into this is going to move him into the creeper zone as well, but guys can get strange confidence from knowing that they’ve got a “thing” or as Mystery from The Pickup Artist would call it “a gambit.” It would be their form of peacocking which would then open the door for this duo to throw out some negs, flash some DHV’s, and two beers later close the deal. Oh how I miss that show.

 

H/T: The Sports Judge via Troy Beck

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Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.