Freaking yinzers. You can’t leave them alone with your sister in a Trans-Am and you can’t count on them to properly place the name plate of the savior of Pittsburgh Penguins hockey x2 on a jersey. The only way to wash away the stink of this Mario Lemieux jersey fail is to watch a video of Mario Lemieux’s 10 best goals. The footage is vintage but the way Mario stick handled and abused goalies never goes out of style.
H/T: @Panza29 via @EmptyNetters
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