If I was ranking the quality of the random jerseys that all of you capture and send in every week I’d say it’s about at Anna Kournikova hotness level. Each week yinz seem to outdo yourselves and just when I thought that I’d seen the most outrageous random jersey, someone captures a dude who looks like one of the least appealing humans rocking a jersey that’s straight high school humor.
Before we get to this weeks random jersey medalists we had a few late entries.
Bacon Sports writer and Cleveland Browns fan Tom Hamm captures this Browns fan who is very realistic with his outlook for the team. Think that a Kellen Winslow jersey isn’t salvageable? Think again.
How can I look the hardest while I’m at the grocery store? I got it, I’ll put on my generic Baltimore 18 jersey and rock a backwards S.W.A.T. hat.
Shout out to yinzer Mad Chad for this one.
Bacon Sports writer Brian Butteris captured this bro rocking a Brett Favre Southern Miss jersey in class. I’ve never seen one of these before so well done. If you want to take things to a whole different level then get a Brett Favre Falcons jersey.
And now for the medalists:
First Place: Mets Milf Hunter 69 jersey (via Vic Marinier)
Vic is the first person to take home two first place awards. He previously did it with this Brett Favre Cubs jersey. This Milf Hunter 69 Mets jersey is more than special. It says “I love slaying chicks and I’m always on the prowl” while really else knows that the only movement that he’s had in his bed is from his vibrating PS3 controller. If there was some sort of alternate universe where I had the ability to make any reality show I wanted happen I’d create “The Milf Hunter” staring this guy. I’d love to see him in action and witness the type of game (or a lack there of) that he really has.
Second Place: Lou Pinella Cubs and Fox 69 Cubs jerseys (via Matt Glamkowski)
It’s not a random jerseys medalist podium without at least one stupid ass Cubs jersey. On its own the Lou Pinella Cubs jersey is very worthy. It would probably find it’s way into the Top 3 of any week because it’s not often that you see a manager jersey.
In the event that you were going to rock the jersey of a Manager then Lou Pinella makes sense. He’s explosive and entertaining enough that fans love him (or love to hate him). I’ve never seen one, but a Jim Leyland jersey (any team but bonus points if it’s the Marlins) would be phenomenal. You get extra credit if said person rocking the Leyland is smoking.
As for Sweet Lou’s hubby, what a piece of work. He’s not as douchey as our Milf Hunter but he’s not far behind with his Fox 69 Cubs jersey (note: there is not a Cubs player named Fox who rocks #69). I don’t believe that we’ve ever captured the girl in the relationship rocking a better jersey than the dude. What a pioneer. She’s like the Maya Angelou or random jersey unicorns.
Third Place: Bam Morris Steelers jersey (via @BoomerGraham)
The Steelers running back situation is so bleak right now that Bam Morris wouldn’t be a bad option. Really. Larod Stephens-Howling got injured and that actually mattered. Stephens-Howling wasn’t even a good option when he was playing at Pitt. After this week who knows, maybe Tim Worley will get a look.
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