One of if not the dirtiest mustaches of all time is from Adam Morrison. His mustache disqualifies him from purchasing a windowless van due to the high likelihood of a crime being committed. Before everyone realized how much of a bust he was going to be he did a few promo videos for NBA Live 07′. Here is the comedy that ensued.
Players drafted after Adam Morrison in the 2006 NBA draft: Brandon Roy, Rudy Gay, Rajon Rondo. Also, this is him and his baby momma.
Want to see Adam Morrison crying?
Hurricane Tsunami. I’m guessing that one wouldn’t go over so well now.