A Jersey For When Your Balls Itch

By March 2, 2015June 18th, 2018No Comments


It seems like I’m shocked on a daily basis at some of the custom jerseys that are sent in (kudos to all of you for sending them in, BTW, keep em coming). It’s not that anything on the back of a jersey would actually surprise me, as we’ve clearly established nothing is off limits. It’s just the level of disregard for normal human behavior that seemingly gets trumped every week that shocks me.

I’m a creative person who’s mind is in the gutter as much as the next guy, but when it comes to where my mind goes for custom jerseys I’m pretty much Bambi and a segment of America is what’s left with a movie set after Ron Jeremy gets done. It just keeps getting dirtier and dirtier.

This hockey fan rocking a custom MYBALZICH jersey is what they call a keeper. He’s the type of guy you want your daughter to bring home to meet Mom.

On the plus side, at least this custom jersey fail isn’t as bad as this dude.

H/T: Matt Walz

If you see a custom jersey on the street snap a pic and send it to us on Instagram or Twitter @BaconSports and use #customjersey.

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Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.