Give NFL players a forum to speak their mind and what comes out can be as good as Kate Upton’s GQ cover shoot or as bad as the current state of the Miami Marlins. Here are a few things that have been on the minds of a couple of NFL players lately.
Woke up this morning with my piss hott. Can't wait for this weekend. Most exciting game of the year!
— Arthur Jones (@Artj97) November 14, 2012
The last time I checked when your piss came out hot it meant that you junk was on fire because you went knuckles deep in some strange without a condom. This is definitely not a good thing.
They need to start making airplane bathrooms taller. I'm tired of doing the weekend at Bernie's to use it
— Braylon Edwards (@OfficialBraylon) November 14, 2012
This is the best things that Braylon Edwards has said or done in the last five years.
I don had so many chicks dat I can't remember names, but if you that pu$$y right up in my face I'll Remember #MollyWorld……
— Mario Henderson (@mariohenderson) November 14, 2012
Is this a quote from one of Obama’s debates?
Come and talk to me……. I really wanna know youuuuu!!
— Bernard Berrian (@B_Twice) November 13, 2012
Barnyard Berrian is getting pretty desperate. Shouldn’t he be out disappointing fantasy owners or something?
Don't let me find out you and your friend went half on a pair of tru's lmao!!!!!!!
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) November 13, 2012
This is actually funny. I’ve never heard of friends splitting a pair of jeans before.
Add me as friends on MySpace at bigmario75 I recreated my myspace account lol
— Mario Henderson (@mariohenderson) November 12, 2012
Looks who’s back and ready to get all up in some random Myspace chicks.
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