Pavel Datsyuk abuses Logan Couture with his stick handling

Pavel Datsyuk makes NHL players look dumber than the sequel to Van Wilder (The Rise of Taj). His shootout goals are jaw dropping and his stick handling gives me a sports boner. Against the San Jose Sharks he puts some magical moves on Logan Couture that break his ankles and sends him flopping like Shane Battier. Like dropping the mic or throwing the ball into the stands, had Datsyuk been the ultimate showman he would have just flicked the puck over the boards, taken a 2 minute penalty for delay of game, and went straight to the penalty box. That my friends is baller.

(H/T Punch Drunk Love)

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