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Enormous Pizza Bloody Mary

By September 29, 2014June 18th, 2018No Comments

enormous bacon bloody maryHungover as hell after a long football weekend where you got after it like Wilt Chamberlain at an orgy? Then this enormous pizza Bloody Mary is your cure. It is everything that the Michigan Wolverines are not this year, awesome with no holes to plug.

But just like the Patriots going 16-0 and then losing in the Super Bowl, this pizza Bloody Mary is not perfect. Where’s the bacon?

You can’t create the awesomest Bloody Mary ever without bacon. Hell, bacon should be the first ingredient that you include. It’s as simple as putting a strip in the cup, which is common in many Bloody Mary’s, putting it on the pizza, or wrapping the chicken wings with bacon. I would opt to replace the pickles with a kabob of bacon and call it a day.

I want to hear from you. What item would you remove from this pizza Bloody Mary and what would you replace it with? Put your thoughts in the comments or hit us up on Twitter @BaconSports.

H/T: Thrillist, Randy Liedke and 23lia_


Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.