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Real Tweets from Real Athletes

By September 4, 2012 No Comments

After a holiday break that seemed longer than Greg Oden’s…uh…well lets just say that it was a long break. We are back with another edition of Athletes Tweet the Darndest Things.

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#1. I’m no English major but come on Jeff Green, weather? #2. Think Like a Man….again? The odds on me seeing that movie once were: Yes +10000000 No -900

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Can’t say I’ve heard that one before…and I’m talking about the name Gary Forbes. Apparently he is a real NBA player.

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Wow, Von Wafer sure showed up Jeff Green with his elaborate use of the English language. Bonus points for using “ninja” twice in the same sentence.

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Note to self: do not follow Kyle Korver. He’s as boring as a Bill Bellichick interview.

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Nice Humblebrag dick. This just makes me hate Duke even more.

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Braylon hasn’t played real football in years either.

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God…Shammgod?

 

Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.