Rodney Craig, Unknown
Today, Rodney Craig brings us one of my favorite baseball cards of all-time. One look at this card and it becomes clear that Rodney, or Buckethead, as his teammates called him, loved the weed. Probably explains the .256 lifetime average.
Here’s how I like to imagine his pre-game ritual went:
6:10 – Arrive at the ballpark three hours late.
6:15 – Tape (roll) both (a couple) ankles (joints).
6:30 – Hotbox a utility closet.
6:45 – Head out to the field.
6:50 – Pregame nap in bullpen.
7:10 – Game starts…perform poorly.
It couldn’t have happened any other way.
So, spark a fatty and thank Rodney “Buckethead” Craig for giving us today’s Terribly Awesome Baseball Card.
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