Terribly Awesome Baseball Card of the Day: Oscar Azocar

By May 30, 2013June 18th, 2018No Comments

oscar-azocar-terrible-baseball-cardOscar Azocar,  1993 Stadium Club

Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. I know it might have seemed like a good idea to have your 1993 Stadium Club baseball card reflect the love you have for your bat and all it has brought you. But you come off looking like a 8-year-old clinging to his moms leg after being told you’re stopping for bomb pops on the way home. Hell, even Mike Piazza is questioning your manhood after seeing this card.

Plus, how much love could you possibly have for a bat that netted you a career .226 average. I wouldn’t have been able to sit still long enough to take this picture because I’d have been too busy breaking all my bats against the dugout wall.

So, give your favorite inanimate object a squeeze today in honor of Oscar Azocar and his terribly awesome baseball card.