Last night ESPN’s Thursday night college football game featured the Oregon Ducks and the Arizona State Sun Devils. Last week I covered the hot girls and fans of the Red River Rivalry and figured what better game to cover then one at Arizona State where the girls flock like the salmon of Capistrano. They are supposed to be the hottest of the hot so I wanted to see for myself if this was true. Unfortunately Arizona State laid a major egg and got absolutely rolled by Oregon. Because of this the overwhelming majority of the people the camera showed in the crowd and on the sidelines were from Oregon. However, this ended up being a blessing in disguise as Oregon has some pretty hot cheerleaders and a few of the male cheerleaders made it their duty to photobomb the camera at every opportunity. On top of this I also sprinkled in some of the best shots of fans and their reaction to the blowout.
This is the baseline picture where Arizona State actually looks like they are going to be in this game. This was the first instance of seeing the crowd and gave us a representation of what we are working with. As a whole there are a bunch of dudes and a bunch of chicks that are average looking. There’s a small pocket in the top right where their might be a little bit of potential. Like some coaches say, just don’t lose the game in the first quarter. For the reputation of Arizona State’s girls at least they didn’t start out with some heifers and get things started in the wrong direction. They live to fight another day.
All right, things are starting to look better.
There is a misconception that all cheerleaders are hot. That is most definitely not the case (go watch a game from the Big East). Thankfully this Arizona State cheerleader is. She sort of looks like a hotter blonde version of Rachael Leigh Cook.
Two very lovely and hot Oregon cheerleaders doing some fine work. Go team! I don’t know what is better, Oregon’s offense or their cheerleaders.
This cheerleader sort of reminds me of Tila Tequila. Also, is there any question that the cheerleader on the right is a bombshell? That’s hot girl hair right there. Lastly, this is the first of many photobombs by this male cheerleader. At first I thought that this dude was just super creepy but then as the night went on I saw that the joke was on us and him and his other male cheerleaders did anything that they could to photobomb the camera when the camera guy was trying to get a shot of the hotties. Kudos to you sir. No one else may have noticed your good work but I most certainly did.
This is what losing looks like. It’s also the same look that New York Jets fans have when they see Mark Sanchez drop back for a pass. Props go out to the guy who is wearing the Arizona State helment. His team may be getting crushed but at least he’s rocking one of the coolest helmets in college football. Lastly, the girl on the far right saves this picture as she’s attractive and has hot girl hair.
Another smokeshow Oregon cheerleader. Also, what in the hell is the mascot doing?
Damn dude, your o-face is dreamy.
And the photobomb’s really start picking up steam now. By the way, great defense Arizona State. Way to hold Oregon to under 50 with 8 minutes left to go in the second quarter.
This cheerleader went with the crazed robot photobomb look.
Helmet guy is still cheering despite the Sun Devils being down 36 in the first half. Where’s the girl with the hot hair?
Another general picture of the crowd to give us an idea of the talent we are working with. The girl in the right corner is the cream of the crop. The chicks are OK but once again, they are living to fight another day. More importantly the girls all seem attainable. Sure you want to see the perfect 10 smokeshow’s but be realistic. If you saw them in the bar there’s no way you’d turn on your inner Bill Bellamy from How to be a Player and mack on one of them. You need something that’s more your style, like 6.5’s – 8’s. In the end it’s all but closing.
Chip Kelly is having a great week. First he’s seen with this hot chick on Sportscenter and now he’s being interviewed by Samantha Steele. Apparently this is just another day in the life of Chip Kelly because he seems as interested as Ricky Rubio and Jeremy Lin are to talk with Craig Sager. By the way, I just found out that Samantha Steele is dating Minnesota Vikings QB Christian Ponder. That helps put things into perspective into what it takes to land someone like Samantha Steele.
Don’t mind me in the background behind the bombshell Oregon cheerleaders. Another great photobomb.
Arizona State may be down by 36 but this guy in the Arizona State band isn’t giving up hope. He’s trying to change the tide by rocking a rally cap. Way to keep the faith my friend.
All right, things are getting a little bit better. To steal something from last night’s “The League”, this is a +2.
Someone isn’t happy that the Oregon Duck is getting camera time because he’s stacking up cups. Without the Oregon Duck stacking up cups this chick would never have been on camera or been mentioned on an obscure sports blog dedicated to sports nostalgia and random jerseys. Here’s your one second of fame, sure glad you took advantage of it.
These dance squad girls in the background look like they belong in a Zatarain’s commerical.
It’s good to see that Charlotte Bobcats fans finally got an endorsement.
Here comes a string of some great photobomb’s by the Oregon guy cheerleaders. This guy is keeping his crazed robot thing going.
Insert “I might be a little bit psycho” look. I really like that one.
Insert tough black guy look photobomb. This is the picture when I figured out that the joke was on us and these guys weren’t just being creepy. The smirk on the guy on the lefts face says it all. By the way, what is wrong with Evander Holyfield? He’s 108 years old and as relevant as Crystal Pepsi so why is he saying that he isn’t retiring.
Oh look how cute Justin Beiber is. Wait a second, what’s the guy on the left doing? Great photobomb.
His bro wanted to join in on the action.
I had no clue that Arizona State’s mascot was named Sparky. Now you know.
Where’s Waldo?
I wasn’t kidding when I told you that they rarely showed girls from Arizona State. This is the first time that they showed their cheerleaders. Based on this they could probably hang with the Oregon cheerleaders for hotness for about one quarter and then they’d get steamrolled the rest of the game.
Why does someone spike their hair like this? To get attention. It worked, you are on TV.
They’ve got plenty to cheer about.
Really, could these guys be set up any better?
This is some dedication to find a way to sneak in this picture. The cheerleader on the right might be the hottest girl of the night.
Oregon fans. Definitely not stoners.
Overall I’d say that I am disappointed in the girls from Arizona State. I am willing, however, to hold judgement as the game was a blowout and I’m sure all the 9’s and 10’s were back at some fraternity party hitting on guys named Chad that is wearing croakies and has two popped coller shirts on. A special shout out goes to the Oregon men’s cheerleaders. They stole the show and even though the Oregon female cheerleaders were really hot, they were way more entertaining.
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