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The Misadventures of Steely McBeam and Clark the Cub

By January 14, 2014 No Comments
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steely-mcbeam-clark-cub-sbtb-jessieClark the Cub, the Chicago Cubs new mascot, and his pal Steely McBeam are searching everywhere for love but no one will give them any. Let’s track their journey to see what sort of misadventures they get into and how others in the sports world react to them.

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Finally, the one place that will accept them.

 

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Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.