Typical American tweets about the Miss Universe pageant

By December 20, 2012June 18th, 2018No Comments
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miss universeThe Miss Universe pageant is one of the few events out there that is actually less relevant than boxing. It is a night when American’s get to comment on and judge the hottest humans from the planet earth that aren’t Victoria Secret models, A B or C list actresses, or smokeshows that work as bartenders or bottle girls at clubs. Last night was a night for the ages as Miss Rhode Island, Olivia Culpo, channeled her inner Honey-Boo-Boo to beat out Australia and the Philippines to bring back the Miss Universe crown after 15 years. To put that into perspective, Juwan Howard had already played three years in the NBA the last time we won the title. Hopefully Cubs fans took some satisfaction in this victory.

We didn’t watch the pageant because Melo and the Knicks were playing Brooklyn but we love hearing the reactions from hater nation. Bitches be crazy ya’ll. The following tweets will give you a very good representation on the current health and landscape of America.

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Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.