Week 16 was the fantasy football championship for the majority of leagues and fantasy owners were on edge like they were awaiting test results after just banging a stripper without a condom in Toronto. Week 15 saw a buttload of NFL players lay major goose eggs and fantasy owners who got burned most definitely voiced their displeasure. Once again several high profile players dished out turdtastic performances and fantasy owners were as pissed as Denny Green after the Bears were who we thought they were. Here are some of the best and most outrageous tweets from fantasy owners voicing their displeasure about the performances of Hakeem Nicks, Chris Johnson, Arian Foster, Frank Gore, Aaron Hernandez, and Mike Wallace.
I will forever hate you Hakeem Nicks. End of story
— Jimmy Chitwood (@LA_Gates) December 24, 2012
Score 191 and lose in fantasy. #fuckthat #fuckfantasy and a big thanks to that piece of shit hakeem nicks. A big goose egg. #dickhead
— Kyle Faehr (@KFaehr) December 24, 2012
Hakeem Nicks wins the Danario Alexander Award for putrid Fantasy production in Week 16.
— Chris Goodin (@GoodinNB) December 24, 2012
Fuck you hakeem nicks… You will never have the pleasure of playing on my fantasy team ever again
— Alan (@aclements8) December 23, 2012
Hakeem Nicks is gona end up on all of our milk cartons tomorrow morning because the man has gone missing today. #ZeroPoints
— Morris Esses (@morris_Ss) December 24, 2012
Fuck you Chris Johnson you are by far the most under achieving fantasy player there ever was… I hope you tear every ligament in both knees
— John (@WootBear) December 23, 2012
I hate Chris Johnson with every ounce of fantasy football pride I have left in me.
— Cameron Bostic (@CameronBostic56) December 23, 2012
FUCK YOU CHRIS JOHNSON…cool teeth you fucking turd #TheresAlwaysNextYear
— jesse blade (@jblade114) December 18, 2012
Arian Foster should use his salary this year to refund all the buy-ins for his fantasy owners this year…1 pt in the ship?!?
— David Brown (@brownVbored) December 24, 2012
Heard Arian Foster left today's game due to an irregular heart beat. Well because of that I was left with an irregular fantasy score #bitter
— Derec Clark (@MrClarkafella) December 24, 2012
Dammit dammit dammit fuck you arian foster way to shit the bed and lose me my fantasy season
— Greg Yip (@greg_yip) December 24, 2012
Thank you Arian foster I lost my fantasy football Super Bowl to my wife wow me
— joentiahancock (@joentiahancock) December 24, 2012
you owe me an autographed jersey after screwing up my team in fantasy championship today! @ArianFoster
— Reed Hale (@the_bureedo) December 24, 2012
@ArianFoster Hey, just wanted to thank you for all the fantasy points, until you boned me in the championship with 0, so thanks!
— Kyle of House Mann (@KyleFMann) December 24, 2012
never hated a player on my fantasy teams more than arian foster
— John Gallante (@johnnyg523) December 24, 2012
I hope Arian Foster lost a shit load of fantasy championships for people today.
— Sea Lord (@justinvondoom) December 24, 2012
Arian Foster, sad trombone for your fantasy owners.
— Dave Strenge (@Strengey) December 23, 2012
A world in which Adrian Peterson and Arian Foster combine for 8 points in my fantasy championship is not one in which I wish to live.
— Sam Murphy (@sammurfy) December 23, 2012
What a disappointment. Congrats to @KPG223 . @ArianFoster i wnt an apology for you being a pussy and maybe ill accept you bck. Prlly not tho
— Young Patric (@PGchillin) December 24, 2012
pussy of the week award goes to arian foster
— BOURGEOIS (@Bourgemeister) December 24, 2012
So Arian Foster got heart problems now?? Should've stopped eatin pussy instead of meat smh
— 🇰🇪 www*MadeFellaz*com 🇰🇪 (@MadeFellaDrew) December 23, 2012
195 to 188, I lose. I hate you, Frank Gore. You too, Victor Cruz. And Deangelo Williams. And Donnie Avery. All of you suck. You're the worst
— Josh Baker (@thejoshbaker) December 24, 2012
I've never been more pissed off. I fucking hate the 49ers and the one week I need Frank Gore, he gets me 2.80 points. Lick my sack.
— William M Buttlicker (@garexbear) December 24, 2012
Hold on. So I'm going to lose my fantasy championship because Shonn Greene > Julio jones + miles Austin + Arian foster + Aaron Hernandez????
— Ginny Torno (@gltorno) December 23, 2012
@Wallace17_daKid you bum see what a holdout gets you dropped balls all year kill yourself you one trick pony u and number 34 straight bums
— Illijah Da Profit (@IllijahDaProfit) December 23, 2012
Benched Torrey smith and mike Wallace. I refuse to win a fantasy championship with a raven, steeler, or brownie. I'd rather lose
— Martéize (@mrmartymcf1y) December 23, 2012
I just love the fact that I'm going to lose a Fantasy Football championship because Mike Wallace gives less effort than a kicking tee.
— Sean Vargo (@SDVargo) December 24, 2012
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