Your Mom or Nintendo 64?

By August 17, 2014June 18th, 2018No Comments

ninento-your-mom-jerseysWho do you think wins this weekend: the yinzer rocking the YOURMOM #69 Steelers jersey or this Super Mario/GoldenEye fan rocking a Nintendo 64 Eagles jersey? Put your vote in the comments.

I think the Your Mom 69 jersey, while extra offensive and very representative of the Pittsburgh stereotype, is less original as Your Mom and #69 jokes are as stale as sports blogs that only consist of copy paste insert hot chick. I do appreciate the fact that while letting everyone know that Your Mom likes 69 that this yinzer is still willing to support breast cancer awareness by rocking a pink ribbon.

The Nintendo 64 jersey is next level awesome because it is completely unexpected yet works so well. LeSean McCoy and Nick Foles aren’t nearly as worthy of being on a jersey as the gaming system that brought us Mario Kart. I have to imagine that this gamer also has a Turbo Graphics #16 Flyers jersey at home somewhere.

Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.