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Funny Tweets about Matt Kemp, Derek Jeter, and Jimmy Clausen

Fans tweet the darndest things about athletes. Many of them make about as much sense as what comes out of Skip Bayless mouth. This batch is no exception.

“My thirst is definitely real” is my favorite part of that tweet.

This is how it all starts. Sleeping in a trash can outside of his house comes next.

Great analysis Kevin. I’m sure the Saints are thinking about starting Chase Daniel instead.

Ya, like Drew Brees, Tom Brady sure is a bum. If only the Saints would sign Chad Johnson THEN Drew Brees would be OK.

If I were friends with this guy I would print this tweet on a shirt and wear it all the time.

Ron Powlus > Jimmy Clausen

Can’t say I’ve ever hear this one before.

Would you rather drive a Buick or have Jimmy Clausen as your starting QB?

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Sports loving doer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.
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