Terribly Awesome Baseball Card: Luis Aquino

By July 23, 2014June 18th, 2018No Comments

If you look closely at Luis Aquino’s Mr. T starter kit, one of the charms says “Tony.” Before your gaydar starts going haywire, I’ve done the research and found that Luis’s middle name is Antonio. Cancel the Mike Piazza-style press conference. Aaron Rodgers and Luis Aquino both “really, really like women.” Aquino has the flamboyance to rock a mullatino hairdo, coupled with the smarts to keep those sideburns trim. He is either one classy individual, or he is trying to keep Mr. Burns happy.


Jim Gruseck

Jim Gruseck

Jim is a life-long hoops junkie and fan of Pittsburgh sports. He can still be found in the Steel City pursuing creative endeavors in writing and music, when he's not traveling the world or stacking donkeys at the poker tables.