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Lawrence Phillips Montreal Alouettes CFL Jersey

By July 11, 2012 No Comments

You know what I’ve really been wanting? A Lawrence Phillips jersey from his time on the Montreal Alouettes. Lucky for me I’m only $37 away from my dream becoming a reality.

Lawrence Phillips CFL Jersey

Lawrence Phillips actually had a pretty good year in 02′ with the Alouette’s as he rushed for 1,022 yards and 13 TD’s. This earned him a spot on the CFL Eastern All Star team. True to Lawrence Phillips form he sexually assaulted someone and was kicked off the team for not meeting the team’s “minimum behavior standards”.

In 09′ Phillips was sent to prison for 31 years for attacking his girlfriend and then driving his car into three teens. Apparently that didn’t meet the “minimum behavior standards” of being a regular human being. The earliest that he’ll be able to get out of prison is when he is 57 years old. Have fun with that.

In case you are totally reckless with your money and you want to buy this jersey you can go here.

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Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.