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Don’t Get Between This Woman and Her McDonald’s Bacon

By April 22, 2015 No Comments
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From the bacon crime files, a Michigan woman was sentenced to 3-7 years in prison because McDonald’s employees forgot to put bacon on her burger. Twice. When they disrespected her like that she decided the next logical escalation was grabbing a gun and shooting into the McDonald’s.

I love bacon more than the common man but this is whack. I understand her passion and enthusiasm for bacon, but I ain’t willing to go to federal pound you in the ass prison over some Mickey D’s hog.

 

H/T: Kevin Gmerek

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Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

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