From the bacon crime files, a Michigan woman was sentenced to 3-7 years in prison because McDonald’s employees forgot to put bacon on her burger. Twice. When they disrespected her like that she decided the next logical escalation was grabbing a gun and shooting into the McDonald’s.
I love bacon more than the common man but this is whack. I understand her passion and enthusiasm for bacon, but I ain’t willing to go to federal pound you in the ass prison over some Mickey D’s hog.
H/T: Kevin Gmerek