What better way to start your Monday morning than seeing a video of Jerry Stackhouse and Jeff Hornacek fighting.
If you were going to choose a player to fight in the NBA that you know wouldn’t kick your ass Jeff Hornacek has to be near or at the top of the list, right? Well Jerry Stackhouse sure thought so. He throws haymakers like he’s in a brawl with Chris Leben and does a number on Hornacek who can only take it and then talk trash afterwards like he would actually do something if everyone wasn’t holding him back (even though no one is). I can only imagine that the fight had something to do with the length of Hornacek’s shorts.
Tim Hardaway talks trash to Charles Barkley
IN YO’ FACE! Run TMC version Tim Hardaway is one of the few people in the world that can say that he talked trash right in Charles Barkley’s grill and Sir Charles had nothing to say back. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
7’5″ Mamadou N’Diaye playing High School hoops with a bunch of tiny white dudes
It may have been easier for Mamadou N’Diaye to play basketball in High School than it was for Wilt Chamberlain to get laid. As if being 7 foot 5 wasn’t enough of an advantage he was the only black guy on the court for either team. That alone would have allowed him to dominate this game.
I did some digging and found out that N’Diaye only averaged 24 ppg, 13.9 boards, and 5 blocks per game as his Brethen Christian Warriors team went 24-6. That’s weak sauce. No way I’m buying that one of those 5’10” white dudes who gets participation trophies was able to D him up in the post and hold him to anything under 85% shooting. How you lose a game none the less six with a dude that’s as tall as a totem pole I have no clue.
Old school NFL players singing a Diet Coke commercial
I was all down with this video until the “Shakes Eric’s hips” part by Eric Dickerson. WTF? It goes from cheesy 80’s commercial to soft core Cinemax porno for about two seconds. By a show of hands, how many of you have chugged a 2-litre of Diet Coke straight from the bottle? I know that I certainly haven’t. My thirst has never been so dire that I wasn’t able to take the time to grab a cup and pour myself a regular person’s portion of pop. What a bunch of weirdo’s.
Worst WNBA shot ever
It’s not like the perception of the WNBA can get any worse. This video only adds fuel to the dumpster fire that is women’s professional basketball. What is most amazing about this video is that it takes place during a playoff game. That’s right, this is the best of the best that the WNBA has to offer. Somewhere Rebecca Lobo isn’t happy about this.