Life is good for Hater Nation. The Patriots lost at home in the playoffs despite leading at halftime, Notre Dame lost in the BCS title game in spectacular fashion, the Lakers are playing like the Bobcats and the Dwight Howard experiment is working as well as Crystal Pepsi, the Cowboys missed the playoffs yet again as Tony Romo continues to do Tony Romo things, and last night the top ranked Duke Blue Devils got crushed by 27 against Miami. To top it all off Duke Superfan Dick Vitale was in attendance to see his beloved Dukies fall to Gino Torretta’s alma mater. Duke definitely didn’t show up last night but thankfully the haters on Twitter did. Here’s some of the funniest tweets about Duke’s performance last night.
https://twitter.com/MikeMotch/status/294265474382962688
https://twitter.com/mjmqb7/status/294258016256151552
Time to smoke some fucking weed cuz DUKE n my bitch ass dad got me heated
— the DUDE duder (@ItsCoachV) January 24, 2013
Somebody needs to invent a "mute Dick 'Dukie' V" button, where the TV goes silent every time he speaks. That person would be my hero.
— Patrick Quaife (@pquaife) January 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/LukeMiller313/status/294298753731551232
Watching Duke play this bad is literally giving me a boner
— David Huser (@HuserDaddy11) January 24, 2013
Number one, my ass. I bet Dickie V is sick. He fully expected to sport a Duke boner the entire game. Limp he remains. #DukevsMia
— Watching The Wheels (@crylikeatrain) January 24, 2013
Watched Sex and the City 2 instead of the Duke game. Apparently, the latter turned out to be just as terrible as the former.
— Leanne Idle (@lidletime) January 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/DRKSYDE36/status/294258215481384960
My dad literally just said, and I quote, "I would hate to have sex with any of the duke players.. Nothing's going in"
— Liz Deal (@liz_deal4) January 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/Brandname0/status/294265765367001089
U know what's funnier than Walmart rotisserie chicken for dinner….. This duke game tho!!! #wtf
— Sooo KG™️ 😌 (@_kg0_) January 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/MBAjams/status/294264644317630464
Christian Laettner is the reason I hate Duke.
— Buzz (@aspiringbadass) January 24, 2013
Cherokee Parks! Laettner! Trajan Langdon! Woj! I HATE DUKE!
— Armando 🙌🦅🏝🏈🏋️♀️ (@LakersCanes305) January 24, 2013
Between Duke and Lakers I'm bout done wit sports this sum bullshit
— Hollywood_Cove (@JetLife_Lalala) January 24, 2013
Carlos Boozer went to duke, he's an overrated bitch
— kev (@im_reilled_up) January 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/cje2510/status/294262167757287424
https://twitter.com/HiMyNameIsStewy/status/294260442631639041
I wonder how many more Duke losses Dukie V can handle before his soul completely dies.
— Scott Fitton (@Scotty_Fit) January 24, 2013
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