Terribly Awesome Baseball Card of the Day: Matt Bullard
Matt Bullard, 1997 Upper Deck.
Today’s horribly awesome baseball card is…a basketball card. I’ll give you a second to wrap your head around that. Feel Better? I don’t care. Apparently, Matt Bullard was so unknown that Upper Deck decided he couldn’t carry his own basketball card and put three other Rockets on it with him, including Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler. Please note that Drexler’s hand is actually in front of Bullard’s face. That’s like putting all your old fraternity brothers in you and your wife’s wedding photo and having the drunkest one put his hand on her breast.
But the insult didn’t stop there. Upper Deck also felt the need to add a theme to the card and that theme was Halloween. They placed Bullard on a bail of hay and placed a pumpkin-faced candy bag on his lap and inadvertently created one of the goofiest basketball cards ever.
So, find a bail of hay, three friends and steal an 8-year-olds Halloween candy in honor of today’s terrible baseball card.
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