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Funny tweets about Dan Marino completing one more pass to a random chick

By January 31, 2013 No Comments
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dan marino isotonerAdd Dan Marino to the very long list of athletes who don’t know how to wear condoms. If you are going to be going elbows deep in some strange you’ve gotta be smarter than to rawdog that. It’s one thing to be a bro with two popped collars that is all coked out in Vegas and go full steam ahead with some club chick with no shrink wrap. It’s another to be one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history who has a wife and six kids and decide to practice making babies with a co-worker.

Since Dan Marino is a slightly public figure (to say the least) this has droves of people chiming in with their own isotoner, protection, and quarterback jokes about the situation. Here’s some of the funny tweets that I found about Dan Marino and his lovechild.

https://twitter.com/kristaj19/status/297026997471834113

https://twitter.com/JHarnish31/status/297028369713872896

https://twitter.com/CitizenReaves/status/297027939168563200

https://twitter.com/t_fleisch/status/297027034046148608

https://twitter.com/amiponce1/status/297026777816125440

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Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.