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If you are a Man and you like Bacon and using a Crowbar you’ll want a Man Crate

By January 4, 2014 No Comments

mancrates-frontEarlier in December we introduced you to Man Crates and the amazingness that was the Bacon Crate. We were sent one of these Bacon Crates to let you know what we think and to give a review of the product. Considering you have to open up one of these with a crowbar and inside of it was filled with nothing but awesome bacon goodness we were hooked immediately. Quite frankly Man Crates would have had to lay a turd sandwich the size of Tony Romo in the 4th quarter for us to not love it. Luckily Man Crates was on their game and came hard in the paint. They were spot on with everything they did, from the moment the crate arrived and we had to pry it open until the moment the last bite of bacon deliciousness touched our mouths.

“I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take a butcher’s word for it” – Tommy Callahan

Be like Tommy and take our word that this Bacon Crate is bad ass. Just looking at all the other Man Crates options gets up going like taking Tim the Toolman Taylor to Home Depot.

Here is a video showing our unveiling of the Bacon Crate at a White Elephant Party I threw. We’d never seen one of these before so the reactions are most certainly authentic.

 

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Rob Cressy

Rob Cressy

Sports loving free throw specialist and yinzer living in Chicago who is awesome most of the time, has run with the bulls in Spain, and is a graduate of Second City's Improv program.